You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived, are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.

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Love is broad; if you love someone, you love all things, not just their beauty. Love is narrow; you love one and only one, compared to them, no one matters.

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Joy is the experience of knowing that you are unconditionally loved and that nothing–sickness, failure, emotional distress, oppression, war, or even death–can take that love away.

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Just as the wind dances in my hair, as the ocean massages my thoughts, as the sun blankets me in happiness & as the earth travels with me across universal challenges, so all the elements of ur luv fill my life

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We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

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Tomorrow is Saint Valentine’s day, All in the morning betime, And I a maid at your window, To be your Valentine.

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The supreme happiness of life is the conviction of being loved for yourself, or more correctly, being loved in spite of yourself.

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Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.

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In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world.

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The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love.

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If you have it [love], you don’t need to have anything else. If you don’t have it, it doesn’t matter much what else you have.

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The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love.

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Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don’t share it, you don’t give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough.

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To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.

some 1 remembers
some 1 care
ur name is whispered in some 1’s prayers.
keep this beautiful feeling in view..
one mind is always thinking of U..
Good night…

Teacher to Sardarji - Where were U born?

Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher : Spell it?

Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

Sardar got a job!!!

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.

Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?

Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.

Adult Joke !

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Sardarji’s Complaint !!

Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.

Police : How the theif did not take TV???

Sardar : I was watching TV na….

How to identify a Sardhar?

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
• gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• tries to drown a fish in water.
• thinks socialism means partying.
• trips over a cordless phone.
• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here” he puts
“Sagittarius.”.
• studies for a blood test and fails.
• sells the car for gas money.
• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, “Airport left”, he turns around and
goes home.
• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

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1. Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
   Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

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2. Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
   Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

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3. Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
   Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

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4. Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
   Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

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5. Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
   Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

1. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
   

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2. There are two times a man does’nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!
   

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3. A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!
   

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4. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!
   

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5. A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he wants. A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not want!
   

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6. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
   

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7. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
   

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8. Married man live longer than a single man, but married man are lot more willing to die!
   

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9. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in!
   

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10. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
    

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11. Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.
    

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12. When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
    

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13. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the “y” becomes silent.
    

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14. What is the difference between a marriage and a war?
    A marriage is a war in which the enemies can sleep together!

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15. I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
    

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16. Bad Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to ever get married. He says “the wedding rings look too much like miniature handcuffs…..”
    

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17. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all !
    

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18. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does’nt. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
    

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19. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
    

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20. Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somewhat deteriorate during the night.
    

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21. Why is Hillary upset?
    Because she may have been the FIRST LADY, but she won’t be the LAST!

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22. Many years ago when I was 23, I got married to a widow. this widow had a grown up daughter. My father fell in love with her, and soon they got married. This made my Dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. See below how:
    My daughter was my mother too because she was my father’s wife!
    After a few years I bacame father of a baby boy complicating the matter further. My son became the brother-in-law of my father!
23. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
    

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24. Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
    

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25. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.
    

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26. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” Following her down the street I yelled, “No, jump in!”
    

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27. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give. - Cass Daley
    

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28. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
    

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29. My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
    

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30. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
31. A husband said to his wife, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.”
    

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32. A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, “OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.”
    

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33. The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he’ll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.
    

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34. A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it.”
    

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35. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
    

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36. Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife: Because I married the wrong man!
    

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37. A man who muttered a few words in the church, found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced!
    

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38. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
    

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39. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.”
    

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40. The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a man just like father!” Her mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”
41. A lady inserted an “ad” in the classifieds: “Husband wanted”. Next day she received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
    

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42. My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.
    

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43. Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
    

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44. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
    

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45. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.
    

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46. Marriage puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes.
    

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47. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
    Father: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.

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48. If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. - Chekhov
    

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49. Marriage is a rest period between romances.
    

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50. Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
    

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51. There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late!”
    

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52. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
    

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53. Don’t marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.
    

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54. My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!
    

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55. Getting married is similar to going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
    

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56. A man tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and he had to return the unused part for his full refund!
    

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57. May you grow so rich your widow’s second husband never has to worry about a living. - God forbid.
    

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58. Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter.”
    

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59. Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
    

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60. Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. -Oscar Wilde
    

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61. I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -Sam Kinison
    

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62. A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
    

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63. Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. -H. L. Mencken
    

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64. Ram: “My wife has the worst memory”.
    Shyam: “Does she forget everything?”
    Ram: “No, She remembers everything”.

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65. Radha: “What do you use to clean utensils?”
    Kishna: “My husband is the best in cleaning utensils”.

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66. Radha: “What is the main reason for divorce?”
    Kishan: ” Marriage”.

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67. In response to a classified Ad: ” Wife wanted”, a man received thousands of responses saying, “You can have mine.”

Ingredients

• 1 kg Basmati Rice
• 1 kg Chicken
• 3-4 Onions, chopped into long slices
• 8 Green Chilies, sliced long
• 1 cup Coconut, grated
• A pinch of Saffron
• 2 cups Vegetable/ Cooking oil
• Salt to taste
• 1 bunch Cilantro, Mint leaves
• 6 each Cloves, Cardamoms, Cinnamon
• 2 tbsp Coriander and Khus Khus seeds
• 4 Garlic flakes, sliced long
• 1 cm Ginger piece
• 2 Bay leaves
• Few cashew nut

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 Ingredients

• 1/2 cup Rice
• 4 cup Milk
• 1/4 cup Raisins
• 3/4-1 cup Sugar
• 1 tbs Cardamom seeds
• 1/4 cup Shredded blanched almonds
• 6-8 drops Rose water
• 1/2 cup Water

Instructions

1.  

2. Scrape the sides and bottom frequently to prevent sticking and mash rice while stirring. When it is creamy, add sugar and stir in well. Remove from heat and add crushed cardamom seeds, rose water and shredded almonds.

3. Serve hot or cold decorated with silver or gold leaves (optional). Silver/Gold leaves are very fine and tasteless.

Ingredients

• 1 1/2 lbs. of ripe tomatoes remove seeds, peeled and chopped
• 2 Tablespoons of Olive Oil
• 1 Onion chopped
• 1 Clove of garlic crushed
• 1 Small red pepper chopped (optional)
• 4 Cups of chicken or vegetable stock
• 2 oz of tomato paste
• 1/4 cup of Basil
• 1 Cup of pasta (Shells)

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Ingredients

• 2 1/2 cups dry milk powder
• 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
• 4 cups water

• 1 tbsp rose water

• 3 cups sugar
• A pinch of saffron
• 1/8 tsp baking soda
• 1 1/2 cups heavy cream
• 50 cardamoms

Instructions

1. Bring the water, rose water and sugar to boil, add the saffron, remove from heat and set aside.

2. Mix the milk powder, flour, soda, heavy cream well and knead until a soft dough is made.

3. Take a teaspoon of the dough, place one cardamom seed in it and make a small ball.

4. Similarly make the balls with the remaining dough, and fry them when the ghee is ready until golden brown.

5. Remove with a slotted spoon and transfer into the syrup, which should be quite warm.