Love SMS - Love Jokes - Page 2

You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived, are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.
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Love is broad; if you love someone, you love all things, not just their beauty. Love is narrow; you love one and only one, compared […]

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When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world.
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The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love.
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If you have it [love], you don’t need to have anything else. If you don’t have it, it doesn’t matter much […]

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Good Night SMS

some 1 remembers
some 1 care
ur name is whispered in some 1’s prayers.
keep this beautiful feeling in view..
one mind is always thinking of U..
Good night…

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Sardarji Jokes

Teacher to Sardarji - Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Sardar got a job!!!
 
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?

Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i […]

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Marriage and Bollywood - 1RupeeMatrimony.com

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek […]

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Marriage Jokes - 1RupeeMatrimony.com - Indian Matrimonial website

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

There are two times a man does’nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!

A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!

A woman worries about the future until […]

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Chicken Biryani Food Recipe

Ingredients

1 kg Basmati Rice
1 kg Chicken
3-4 Onions, chopped into long slices
8 Green Chilies, sliced long
1 cup Coconut, grated
A pinch of Saffron
2 cups Vegetable/ Cooking oil
Salt to taste
1 bunch Cilantro, Mint leaves
6 each Cloves, Cardamoms, Cinnamon
2 tbsp Coriander and Khus Khus seeds
4 Garlic flakes, sliced long
1 cm Ginger piece
2 Bay leaves
Few cashew nut

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Kheer Food Recipe

 Ingredients

1/2 cup Rice
4 cup Milk
1/4 cup Raisins
3/4-1 cup Sugar
1 tbs Cardamom seeds
1/4 cup Shredded blanched almonds
6-8 drops Rose water
1/2 cup Water

Instructions

 

Scrape the sides and bottom frequently to prevent sticking and mash rice while stirring. When it is creamy, add sugar and stir in well. Remove from heat and add crushed cardamom seeds, rose water […]

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Tomato Soup Food Recipe

 
Ingredients

1 1/2 lbs. of ripe tomatoes remove seeds, peeled and chopped
2 Tablespoons of Olive Oil
1 Onion chopped
1 Clove of garlic crushed
1 Small red pepper chopped (optional)
4 Cups of chicken or vegetable stock
2 oz of tomato paste
1/4 cup of Basil
1 Cup of pasta (Shells)

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Gulab Jamun Food Recipe

Ingredients

2 1/2 cups dry milk powder
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
4 cups water

1 tbsp rose water

3 cups sugar
A pinch of saffron
1/8 tsp baking soda
1 1/2 cups heavy cream
50 cardamoms

Instructions

Bring the water, rose water and sugar to boil, add the saffron, remove from heat and set aside.

Mix the milk powder, flour, soda, heavy cream well and knead until […]

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