Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek […]

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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

There are two times a man does’nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!

A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!

A woman worries about the future until […]

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Ingredients

1 kg Basmati Rice
1 kg Chicken
3-4 Onions, chopped into long slices
8 Green Chilies, sliced long
1 cup Coconut, grated
A pinch of Saffron
2 cups Vegetable/ Cooking oil
Salt to taste
1 bunch Cilantro, Mint leaves
6 each Cloves, Cardamoms, Cinnamon
2 tbsp Coriander and Khus Khus seeds
4 Garlic flakes, sliced long
1 cm Ginger piece
2 Bay leaves
Few cashew nut

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 Ingredients

1/2 cup Rice
4 cup Milk
1/4 cup Raisins
3/4-1 cup Sugar
1 tbs Cardamom seeds
1/4 cup Shredded blanched almonds
6-8 drops Rose water
1/2 cup Water

Instructions

Scrape the sides and bottom frequently to prevent sticking and mash rice while stirring. When it is creamy, add sugar and stir in well. Remove from heat and add crushed cardamom seeds, rose water […]

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Ingredients

1 1/2 lbs. of ripe tomatoes remove seeds, peeled and chopped
2 Tablespoons of Olive Oil
1 Onion chopped
1 Clove of garlic crushed
1 Small red pepper chopped (optional)
4 Cups of chicken or vegetable stock
2 oz of tomato paste
1/4 cup of Basil
1 Cup of pasta (Shells)

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Ingredients

2 1/2 cups dry milk powder
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
4 cups water

1 tbsp rose water

3 cups sugar
A pinch of saffron
1/8 tsp baking soda
1 1/2 cups heavy cream
50 cardamoms

Instructions

Bring the water, rose water and sugar to boil, add the saffron, remove from heat and set aside.

Mix the milk powder, flour, soda, heavy cream well and knead until […]

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Ingredients

1/2 cup unsalted butter, melted and cooled, or vegetable oil, plus more for pans.

3/4 cup Cocoa, plus more for pans
2 […]

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Ingredients

Fresh Paneer - 200 gram or Milk(2 liter)
Half-half milk - 0.75 liter
Skim milk powder - 2 Tspn
Cardamom powder - 1 tspn
Fresh lime juice - 1 tspn
Non Fat Yogurt - 1 Tspn
Grated Almonds and Pistachios - 5 pieces each
Sugar - 2 cups
Water - 5 cups
Saffron - 4-7 Strands

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1- Sardar ji is buying a TV
“Do you have color TVs?”
“Sure.”
“Give me a green one, please.”

2- Sardar Ji calls Air India.
“How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
“Just a sec,” says the rep.
Thank you.” says the Sardar ji and hangs up.

3- Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines […]

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Oye balle ball Zara meri gal sun lo badshao’n
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Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I dont know who is Jayanthi.
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Sardar : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it
says All India […]

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