Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!s

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.

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Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry your daughter!

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A lady delivered twins. Surprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Because her husband is HUTCH

DEALER…. wherever u go out network follows

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and your parents.

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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.

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Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!