Teacher to Sardarji - Where were U born?

Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher : Spell it?

Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

Sardar got a job!!!

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.

Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?

Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.

Adult Joke !

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Sardarji’s Complaint !!

Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.

Police : How the theif did not take TV???

Sardar : I was watching TV na….

How to identify a Sardhar?

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
• gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• tries to drown a fish in water.
• thinks socialism means partying.
• trips over a cordless phone.
• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here” he puts
“Sagittarius.”.
• studies for a blood test and fails.
• sells the car for gas money.
• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, “Airport left”, he turns around and
goes home.
• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

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