Ingredients

1/2 cup unsalted butter, melted and cooled, or vegetable oil, plus more for pans.

3/4 cup Cocoa, plus more for pans
2 […]

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Ingredients

Fresh Paneer - 200 gram or Milk(2 liter)
Half-half milk - 0.75 liter
Skim milk powder - 2 Tspn
Cardamom powder - 1 tspn
Fresh lime juice - 1 tspn
Non Fat Yogurt - 1 Tspn
Grated Almonds and Pistachios - 5 pieces each
Sugar - 2 cups
Water - 5 cups
Saffron - 4-7 Strands

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1- Sardar ji is buying a TV
“Do you have color TVs?”
“Sure.”
“Give me a green one, please.”

2- Sardar Ji calls Air India.
“How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
“Just a sec,” says the rep.
Thank you.” says the Sardar ji and hangs up.

3- Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines […]

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Oye balle ball Zara meri gal sun lo badshao’n
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Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I dont know who is Jayanthi.
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Sardar : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it
says All India […]

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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai? (my favorite)
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msg pe […]

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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!s
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Wife: Darling […]

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chicken ready? yes boss.
Fish ready ? yes boss.
Egg ready ? yes boss.
Mutton ready ? no boss….. WHY?
BAKARA is still reading the message …………….

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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland
asked the priest beside her, ” Father, may I ask a favour?”
“Of course. What may I do for you?”
” Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over
the Customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it […]

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1. Handsome.
2. Charming.
3. Financially successful.
4. A caring listener.
5. Witty.
6. In good shape.
7. Dresses with style.
8. Appreciates finer thing.
9. Full of thoughtful surprises.
10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head).
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs.
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner.
4. Listens more than talks.
5. Laughs at my […]

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes […]

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