some 1 remembers
some 1 care
ur name is whispered in some 1’s prayers.
keep this beautiful feeling in view..
one mind is always thinking of U..
Good night…

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Teacher to Sardarji - Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Sardar got a job!!!
 
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?

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Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek […]

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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

There are two times a man does’nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!

A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!

A woman worries about the future until […]

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Oye balle ball Zara meri gal sun lo badshao’n
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Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I dont know who is Jayanthi.
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Sardar : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it
says All India […]

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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai? (my favorite)
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msg pe […]

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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!s
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Wife: Darling […]

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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland
asked the priest beside her, ” Father, may I ask a favour?”
“Of course. What may I do for you?”
” Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over
the Customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it […]

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1. Handsome.
2. Charming.
3. Financially successful.
4. A caring listener.
5. Witty.
6. In good shape.
7. Dresses with style.
8. Appreciates finer thing.
9. Full of thoughtful surprises.
10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head).
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs.
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner.
4. Listens more than talks.
5. Laughs at my […]

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes […]

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